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Name: Tammy
Location: MA/TX/CO/TN, United States
Birthday: 11/22/1985
Gender: Female
Interests: Friendship, Poetry, Making the world better, Art, Music, Adventures, Living life to the fullest, Chocolate, Catching frogs and fireflies in summertime, YOUR MOM...hahaha just kidding.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Member Since:
9/13/2004
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| Me: So when are you gonna exchange my old books for some of my new books? You know if you don't read anything new it's less likely you'll write anything new 
Ash: Lol idk when I can, I guess
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Me: Okies. We'll figure something out. Like, I send you a prepaid envelope and you send me books. And all your mother's broken or unbroken jewelry.
Ash: That could work, but I'd want part of the jewelry payout
Me: Sure, just give me a sec to come up with some bogus fee names. These will include a Bullshitting fee for coming up with fees.
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Processing fee, Pawnshop Holdup Bystander Risk fee, Return Shipping fee, My Mail Delivery Lady's a Bitch fee, Envelope Licking Medical Risk fee.
Ash: Ok, but don't forget the I Can't Believe People Are Stupid Enough to Send Their Jewelry fee, or the Haha I Got You Fee
Me: I love the Haha I Got You fee! That made me laugh really hard. Oh! We forgot the I'll Pretend Not to Know You're a Cat Burglar fee.
Ash: Lmao, they all sound good to me.
Me: What do all these add up to now? Like 130%?
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| BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
In Western Civ this afternoon, Professor Vincent Patarino came out with this cultural-criticism gem:
"Pervs always find a way. Most of our major forms of pop-culture entertainment were started by people on the pervy side of life."
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| Secret heart
What are you made of
What are you so afraid of
Could it be
Three simple words
Or the fear of being overheard
What's wrong
Let em' in on your secret heart
Secret Heart
Why so mysterious
Why so sacred
Why so serious
Maybe you're
Just acting tough
Maybe you're just not man enough
What's wrong
Let em' in on your secret heart
This very secret
That you're trying to conceal
Is the very same one
That You're dying to reveal
Go tell him how you feel
Secret heart come out and share it
This loneliness, few can bear it
Could it have something to do with
Admitting that you just can't go through it alone?
Let em' in on your secret heart
This very secret
That you're trying to conceal
Is the very same one
That you're dying to reveal
Go tell him how you feel
This very secret heart
Go out and share it
This very secret heart
~Feist
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| Friend, if you find me in darkness,
do not call me a fool. I know it.
Do not soliloquize, nor recite.
Dazzling me with your light will convince me
only of your faulty diplomacy.
Rather, sit with me there. Silently.
Let yourself perceive that darkness is
best taken not lightly, nor with despair,
but with levity, strength, and good company.
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| I always fall in love with an open door
With a horizon on an endless sea
As I look around the ones who were standing
right in front of me
~Death Cab for Cutie
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