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Name: Tammy Location: MA/TX/CO/TN, United States Birthday: 11/22/1985 Gender: Female
Interests: Friendship, Poetry, Making the world better, Art, Music, Adventures, Living life to the fullest, Chocolate, Catching frogs and fireflies in summertime, YOUR MOM...hahaha just kidding. Occupation: Student Industry: Other
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Member Since:
9/13/2004
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| Me: So when are you gonna exchange my old books for some of my new books? You know if you don't read anything new it's less likely you'll write anything new 
Ash: Lol idk when I can, I guess . Me: Okies. We'll figure something out. Like, I send you a prepaid envelope and you send me books. And all your mother's broken or unbroken jewelry.
Ash: That could work, but I'd want part of the jewelry payout
Me: Sure, just give me a sec to come up with some bogus fee names. These will include a Bullshitting fee for coming up with fees. ... Processing fee, Pawnshop Holdup Bystander Risk fee, Return Shipping fee, My Mail Delivery Lady's a Bitch fee, Envelope Licking Medical Risk fee.
Ash: Ok, but don't forget the I Can't Believe People Are Stupid Enough to Send Their Jewelry fee, or the Haha I Got You Fee
Me: I love the Haha I Got You fee! That made me laugh really hard. Oh! We forgot the I'll Pretend Not to Know You're a Cat Burglar fee.
Ash: Lmao, they all sound good to me.
Me: What do all these add up to now? Like 130%?
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| BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
In Western Civ this afternoon, Professor Vincent Patarino came out with this cultural-criticism gem:
"Pervs always find a way. Most of our major forms of pop-culture entertainment were started by people on the pervy side of life."
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| Secret heart What are you made of What are you so afraid of Could it be Three simple words Or the fear of being overheard What's wrong Let em' in on your secret heart Secret Heart Why so mysterious Why so sacred Why so serious Maybe you're Just acting tough Maybe you're just not man enough What's wrong Let em' in on your secret heart This very secret That you're trying to conceal Is the very same one That You're dying to reveal Go tell him how you feel Secret heart come out and share it This loneliness, few can bear it Could it have something to do with Admitting that you just can't go through it alone? Let em' in on your secret heart This very secret That you're trying to conceal Is the very same one That you're dying to reveal Go tell him how you feel This very secret heart Go out and share it This very secret heart
~Feist
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| Friend, if you find me in darkness, do not call me a fool. I know it. Do not soliloquize, nor recite. Dazzling me with your light will convince me only of your faulty diplomacy.
Rather, sit with me there. Silently. Let yourself perceive that darkness is best taken not lightly, nor with despair, but with levity, strength, and good company.
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| I always fall in love with an open door With a horizon on an endless sea As I look around the ones who were standing right in front of me
~Death Cab for Cutie
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